From the Mouth of Mia

(I was patting Kayla on her back trying to burp her.)
Mia- "Mommy, Soft! Soft! Not so fast."

(I was wiping Mia's face and accidentally wiped her eye.)
Mia- "No eye mommy. Mommy time out."

(Mia trying to prolong her bedtime routine.)
Mia-"Watch Dora."
Mommy-"No Mia. It's bedtime."
Mia-"Watch Barney."
Mommy- "No Mia. It's bedtime."
Mia-"Watch Diego."
Mommy-"No Mia. It's bedtime."
Mia- "Watch Baseball? Goooo Phillies!"
Mommy- "Nice try Mia."

Mia- "Mommy, Be Quiet. I'm poopin."

(Mia was helping me make the bed. When I ask Mia for a kiss and she says no I say "Oh now you made mommy sad. She is going to cry.)
Mommy- "Mia, can you please hand me the pillows now."
Mia- "No Mommy. I know. Now mommy sad. Now mommy cries."